today i’ll take a shower and watch twilight again.

if for no other reason than this;
****** says (8:16 AM):
Did you see the author in the movie? She’s the big fat whale sitting in the café when Kristen Stewart is eating with her dad.
****** says (8:17 AM):
It’s like, “Holy shit, the only morbidly obese person in the film. If she was trying to be subtle she FAILED”

but really, it wasn’t that bad of a movie, especially when you’re anticipating some hallmark dragonheart vampire-remix. it’s entertaining and i’m already tired of everything in my itunes library.